Your new R Special Large Salma Satchel is stressing me out. It is so beautiful and I'm certain that it will make all of my outfits look way better than they actually are. Sadly, I don't have an extra $400 USD to spend on it at the moment. I know by the time I raise the funds, I'll have a hard time finding it anywhere.
Deep sigh. Anyone willing to make a hefty donation for the sake of my happiness?